(Source: civil-sin, via mister-necro)
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
(via sleepyshibe)
its called the xbox one because thats how many i’m not buying
Just wait till Call of Duty: Ghost or Halo 5 come out. You’ll definitely buy it.
(via chartreuse-gale)
(via fuckyeahrickihall)
People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
(via bardofpizza)
OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)
I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK”
I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! WHAT SORT OF THINGS ARE YOU READING MOM?! AND SHE BOUGHT IT
(via japert)
I was at a Pokemon panel tonight and the guy was passing around the mic and I asked “so who else is excited about being able to run diagonally in X and Y?” and the whole room cheered





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